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“They call it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.” That has to be true! But who said it? Here’s some funny quotes which prove you need a sense of humour to play this game.
Ted Ray, British professional golfer, winner of two Major championships
Gerald Ford, 38th President of the United States
Ben Hogan, 9-time Major champion
Lee Trevino, 6-time Major champion with 29 PGA Tour wins
Bob Hope, British-American stand-up comedian
Sam Snead, 82-time PGA Tour winner
Tiger Woods, 15-time Major champion and PGA Tour wins record holder
Lee Trevino, 6-time Major champion with 29 PGA Tour wins
Jim Murray, Hall of Famer and American sportswriter
Sam Snead, 82-time PGA Tour winner
Gary Player, 9-time Major winner
Phyllis Ada Diller, American actress
Harry Toscano, American golf professional
Winston Churchill, British Prime Minister
Mark Twain, American writer, humorist, entrepreneur and publisher
Thanks for these, all very true… However I have to attribute the “white guy dressed like a black pimp” joke to dearly departed Robin Williams, Live at the NY Met in 1986. If you haven’t seen it yet, you must!
I was playing in a foursome and having a horrible day! One of the guys said it was amazing that I never said one four letter word or even complained! I looked at him and said, “what makes my golf game acceptable, playing good or BAD, is looking at all the beauty that surrounds me knowing that there are people unable to even swing a golf club much less see the beauty that the game of golf has allowed me to see!” He smiled and shook his head and said, “I don’t think I will ever cuss or complain again,… Read more »